Weird Things To Buy On Amazon

We all know how strange Ebay can be but Amazon is no way behind when it comes to strange stuff. Amazon, the biggest online marketplace has some of the most bizarre things in its stores. From Uranium ore to Wolf Urine, heres our pick of the weird things you can actually buy on Amazon.

Uranium Ore

What's the first thing that strikes your mind when you hear the word 'URANIUM'? It will not be anything different from bombs, destruction and immense energy. But have you ever imagined something like Uranium available in a tin can. Well, now buying Uranium is even easier than buying broccoli because you don't even need to go to the store for it, it is available right from your computer.
Uranium ore is one of the latest additions to the Amazon Store. If you're planning to own one but can't think of any use than this heres a good idea for you.

"Picked this up for use in one of my kid's 'diversity' projects in school (Great Success!), and stuck the leftovers in the cabinet next to the baking soda.Ran out of toothpaste, and remembered how you're supposed to be able to use baking soda to clean your teeth, so of course, I accidentally used this instead, and Wow! all I can say is, my teeth have never been cleaner! They sparkle, they tingle, and for some reason, they STAY clean now, no matter what. Highly recommended!"

Poop Freeze

There can't be a more attention grabbing (or disgusting) name than this. Not only it has a disgusting name but a disgusting job, Freezing Poops. Yes, you've heard it right. 

"Poop happens- just freeze it! Just frost and toss! POOP FREEZE is the first freeze-spray aerosol made for animal waste pick-up. Spray and then wait 10 seconds and a white crusty film solidifies the waste. Clean ... easy ... quick ... affordable solution to nasty waste clean-up problems"

M Hael says:

"When my dog usually lays a loaf, it's of the super soft squidgy kind. Kinda like a Hostess Snowball. After using this product, his doggy little debbies are a bit more solid, but still way too squishy for me to want to pick up with my bare hands!

So do what I do! Sprinkle some cat litter on the poop and convince your dog that it's cat poop. He'll scarf his own doggie tootsie rolls like they were leftovers from dinner.

How's that for recycling Mr Gore?!? BOOYAH!!"

Wolf Urine

"Use our 100 percent urine lures to create the illusion predators are present in the area. Great for photographers, gardeners, hunters and wildlife enthusiasts."

UFO Detector

UFOs are real or not, this one is a real product to detect real UFOs (if there are any). It will beep every time a UFO is sighted. If you believe in those 'Abducted by Aliens' stories and you can't sleep of the fear of being abducted then this is the product to alarm you every time the Aliens dock in your backyard (:-p).

Control Your Man Remote Control

There's a famous proverb, "Men will be men". Every girl wants to control her man. But why waste your head, Control Your Man Remote Control does it all for you.

"The Control Your Man Remote Controller offers a unique way to get your perfect man through the powers of a simple device. Simply press a button and hope that your command comes true. We specifically like the 'Put the Toilet Seat Down' button, which works sporadically and when you shout at him whilst pressing it. If your partner seems to have turned into a layabout slob, then the Control Your Man Remote Controller could be the answer you have been looking for!"

Deer Butt

Yes, it is really a deer's rear. Perfect for the love of bottoms and deer.

Liquid Ass

Now, here's a piece of ass in a spray can. Liquid ass is the perfect tool for a filthiest party gag. The smells, however, can be even more ridiculous than a real fart. This is what Dennis Duncan has to say:

"Liquid A*s is without a doubt the foulest smell I have ever encountered in my twenty nine years life.The only way I can explain the smell is imagine putting a pile of cat crap in a bathtub full of rotten eggs, and urine that has been farted, and vomited in, then left to sit in the sun for a couple weeks. Two squirts of it had my wife gagging and me rolling on the floor laughing. It is truly a soul shattering smell."

JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank

If you dream of your very own battle tank then this one is what it takes to fulfil your fantasies.  The Badonkadonk has an armoured shell and carries upto 5 persons with its 5 horse power Tecumseh gasoline engine. If you are planning to own one then be aware that the Badonkadonk will not be too light on your pocket, with its heavy $666,666.0 price tag. 

Girlfriend Pillow

This one is a perfect item for those lonely nights when you miss a female figure beside you. The pillow comes with an arm and other female features that makes you feel like being in her arms.

Potty Putter Putting Mat Golf Game

"You get home from a long day at work. The kids are bothering you. The wife is being her lovely self. All you want to do is practice your putt but you don't have the time to hit the course for a few weeks. Well why not work out the kinks in your putting game with our new Potty Putter? It's a true innovation in getting the most out of each trip to the restroom. Get one for the office and one for home. Finally, you can play some golf without all those bothersome people. The Bathroom is perhaps your last bastion of freedom so don't let anyone invade it."

Roswell Soil Sample

On July 8, 1947, the Roswell Army Air Field (RAAF) issued a press release that it had recovered remains of a crashed "flying disc" from a ranch near Corona NM. The following day, the US military maintains the material recovered was from a crashed weather balloon. However many UFO proponents believe the wreckage was of a crashed alien craft. 

This is the soil sample collected from the same sight that witnessed the UFO landing back on July 8, 1947. So its your chance to own a piece of UFO history. A great one for a UFO geek.